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Post by sparky on Thu Dec 20, 2012 4:29 am

[9:43:02 PM PDT] FOREFATHER OF SUCKING DICKS: i get a feeling moms gonna call me a fagboy
[9:43:13 PM PDT] Minato Arisato (Ken [Christian]): if she does then she's fucking awesome
[9:43:23 PM PDT] Minato Arisato (Ken [Christian]): i don't know any mom who would call their kid a "fagboy"
[9:44:06 PM PDT] FOREFATHER OF SUCKING DICKS: yeah shes awesome up until the part where she gives satori to our dog to use as a chew toy
[9:44:10 PM PDT] FOREFATHER OF SUCKING DICKS: then we stop laughing
[9:44:25 PM PDT] FOREFATHER OF SUCKING DICKS: thats where the line is crossed
[9:44:28 PM PDT] FOREFATHER OF SUCKING DICKS: and war is declared
[9:48:27 PM PDT] FOREFATHER OF SUCKING DICKS: yeah so
[9:48:33 PM PDT] FOREFATHER OF SUCKING DICKS: i tried to play trojan green asteroid
[9:48:46 PM PDT] FOREFATHER OF SUCKING DICKS: but my laptop's CD drive is weird and started snarling at me in reponse
[9:48:56 PM PDT] FOREFATHER OF SUCKING DICKS: so i took the disk out and brought down the IRON HAMMER
[9:48:58 PM PDT] FOREFATHER OF SUCKING DICKS: or my fist
[9:49:08 PM PDT] FOREFATHER OF SUCKING DICKS: on it
[9:49:13 PM PDT] FOREFATHER OF SUCKING DICKS: because that would make it work right
[9:49:27 PM PDT] Minato Arisato (Ken [Christian]): obviously
[9:49:48 PM PDT] FOREFATHER OF SUCKING DICKS: for whatever fucking reason it doesnt work at all now
[9:49:57 PM PDT] FOREFATHER OF SUCKING DICKS: and i have to pry the drive open
[9:49:58 PM PDT] Minato Arisato (Ken [Christian]): totally couldn't be that you broke it
[9:50:05 PM PDT] FOREFATHER OF SUCKING DICKS: just coincidence
[9:50:14 PM PDT] FOREFATHER OF SUCKING DICKS: anyways im getting a portable CD drive in town tomorrow
[9:50:18 PM PDT] FOREFATHER OF SUCKING DICKS: because fuck this shit
[9:50:25 PM PDT] FOREFATHER OF SUCKING DICKS: im not letting a broken cd drive stop me
[9:50:37 PM PDT] Minato Arisato (Ken [Christian]): play it in the car
[9:50:45 PM PDT] Minato Arisato (Ken [Christian]): totally not gonna piss off your mom
[9:50:48 PM PDT] FOREFATHER OF SUCKING DICKS: i want a car so i can do that
[9:50:57 PM PDT] FOREFATHER OF SUCKING DICKS: cruise around town
[9:51:03 PM PDT] Minato Arisato (Ken [Christian]): blaring 2hu music
[9:51:06 PM PDT] Minato Arisato (Ken [Christian]): why did i say 2hu
[9:51:14 PM PDT] FOREFATHER OF SUCKING DICKS: playing touhou 1's incredibly screechy soundtrack at full volume
[9:51:25 PM PDT] FOREFATHER OF SUCKING DICKS: at night
[9:51:30 PM PDT] FOREFATHER OF SUCKING DICKS: and i was wondering that myself
[9:51:47 PM PDT] FOREFATHER OF SUCKING DICKS: have a posse of fumos in the back seat rolling the hood with me
[9:52:00 PM PDT] Minato Arisato (Ken [Christian]): awesometism at its finest, ladies and gentlemen

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