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OPERATING SYSTEM OPERATORS

Post by sparky on Thu Dec 20, 2012 12:24 am

[1:04:43 PM PDT] amnmy: im getting a thinkpad w
[1:04:44 PM PDT] amnmy: ill install wws
[1:05:13 PM PDT] amnmy: im trying to maximise the w
[1:05:22 PM PDT] flight-simulator-x: no
[1:05:24 PM PDT] flight-simulator-x: why
[1:05:25 PM PDT] flight-simulator-x: for
[1:05:26 PM PDT] flight-simulator-x: gaming?
[1:05:32 PM PDT] amnmy: gaming is for children~
[1:05:36 PM PDT] flight-simulator-x: exactly
[1:05:36 PM PDT] flight-simulator-x: so
[1:05:37 PM PDT] flight-simulator-x: what
[1:05:37 PM PDT] flight-simulator-x: are
[1:05:38 PM PDT] flight-simulator-x: you
[1:05:39 PM PDT] flight-simulator-x: getting
[1:05:39 PM PDT] flight-simulator-x: it
[1:05:41 PM PDT] flight-simulator-x: for?
[1:05:47 PM PDT] amnmy: http://koti.mbnet.fi/tammat/img/wws.png
[1:05:49 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: not being gay11
[1:05:53 PM PDT] amnmy: to be leet\
[1:06:18 PM PDT] amnmy: oh tits
[1:06:34 PM PDT] amnmy: theres no GNU/Linux distrobutions that start with w that respect my freedoms!
[1:06:51 PM PDT] amnmy: i guess i can use gnewsense since it has a w in it
[1:06:57 PM PDT] amnmy: then install wws
[1:07:01 PM PDT] amnmy: and get wpad
[1:08:45 PM PDT] flight-simulator-x: wat
[1:08:54 PM PDT] amnmy: wwwwww
[1:08:57 PM PDT] amnmy: wat will be another
[1:09:43 PM PDT] amnmy: i wonder if there are any gnu linux distributions that start with w at all
[1:09:52 PM PDT] amnmy: including filthy proprietary software endorsing ones
[1:10:23 PM PDT] amnmy: "Webconverger"
[1:10:24 PM PDT] amnmy: ew liveshit
[1:11:21 PM PDT] amnmy: "Wolvix"
[1:11:26 PM PDT] amnmy: A desktop-oriented Linux distribution based on Slackware, mainly targeted at home users, featuring Xfce. No longer available
[1:11:27 PM PDT] amnmy: my dick
[1:12:28 PM PDT] amnmy: well this is fuckin bullshit
[1:12:32 PM PDT] amnmy: they shut the place down
[1:12:56 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: we need our own distribution of Linux
[1:13:00 PM PDT] amnmy: totally
[1:13:03 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: preloaded with images and software
[1:13:04 PM PDT] amnmy: autismlinux
[1:13:06 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: The Shitposting Suite
[1:13:10 PM PDT] amnmy: that works too
[1:13:15 PM PDT] amnmy: shitpost suite
[1:13:25 PM PDT] amnmy: comes with firefox bloated with 500 addons and themes
[1:13:41 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: and 100,000x100,000 flashing Helga GIFs
[1:13:51 PM PDT] amnmy: "shitpost autopilot"
[1:14:09 PM PDT] amnmy: spams otr with worthless garbage posts generated with a sophisticated batch script
[1:19:46 PM PDT] flight-simulator-x: We should make an OS using the all mighty VISUAL BASIC LANGUAGE.
[1:19:58 PM PDT] flight-simulator-x: I mean like, that's the most complicated language known.
[1:21:34 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: i made a cheapy operating system with C# and the COSMOS kernel
[1:21:54 PM PDT] flight-simulator-x: is it that one
[1:21:57 PM PDT] flight-simulator-x: Virtula
[1:21:59 PM PDT] flight-simulator-x: thing
[1:21:59 PM PDT] flight-simulator-x: you
[1:22:02 PM PDT] flight-simulator-x: were doing?
[1:22:03 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: yes
[1:22:07 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: it
[1:22:07 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: is
[1:22:09 PM PDT] flight-simulator-x: ok
[1:22:14 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: don't
[1:22:14 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: you
[1:22:14 PM PDT] flight-simulator-x: how did that go/
[1:22:15 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: mean
[1:22:16 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: o
[1:22:16 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: k
[1:22:19 PM PDT] flight-simulator-x: OK.
[1:22:22 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: i
[1:22:24 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: t
[1:22:24 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: h
[1:22:24 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: i
[1:22:25 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: n
[1:22:26 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: k
[1:22:27 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: t
[1:22:27 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: h
[1:22:27 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: i
[1:22:29 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: s
[1:22:31 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: is
[1:22:31 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: b
[1:22:33 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: e
[1:22:34 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: t
[1:22:34 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: t
[1:22:35 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: e
[1:22:35 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: r
[1:22:39 PM PDT] flight-simulator-x: I think this is better
[1:22:41 PM PDT] flight-simulator-x: ok
[1:22:43 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: =_(
[1:22:46 PM PDT] amnmy: give me a download link
[1:22:50 PM PDT] amnmy: i will use your os
[1:22:54 PM PDT] flight-simulator-x: you'll die
[1:22:55 PM PDT] flight-simulator-x: it doesn't work
[1:22:56 PM PDT] flight-simulator-x: cause
[1:22:56 PM PDT] flight-simulator-x: the
[1:22:58 PM PDT] flight-simulator-x: refresh
[1:22:58 PM PDT] amnmy: can i swapon
[1:22:58 PM PDT] flight-simulator-x: rate
[1:23:00 PM PDT] flight-simulator-x: is
[1:23:04 PM PDT] amnmy: can i sudo
[1:23:06 PM PDT] flight-simulator-x: glitched i think
[1:23:08 PM PDT] amnmy: i need sudo
[1:23:16 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: it doesn't work because I didn't add code to have it refresh the framebuffer
[1:23:24 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: so it just redraws as fast as it can until the operating system crashes
[1:23:25 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: take a look
[1:23:30 PM PDT] * Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo sent file "Virtula Minor Issue.PNG"
[1:23:48 PM PDT] amnmy: fix it
[1:23:51 PM PDT] amnmy: and then release it
[1:23:53 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: i lost the source code
[1:24:05 PM PDT] amnmy: fuck your shit
[1:24:05 PM PDT] amnmy: redo it
[1:24:09 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: plus; wouldn't it be better just to have a text-only operating system
[1:24:13 PM PDT] amnmy: no
[1:24:33 PM PDT] amnmy: because then ill get to use the most awesomely obscure os ever made
[1:24:45 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: COSMOS has literally no documentation on its drawing interfaces; and if you do; it's as tedious as making a real operating system -- that is to say you have to load every pixel and define a palette for each pixel as you draw it from an array.
[1:24:53 PM PDT] amnmy: then dont use fucking cosmos
[1:25:01 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: i don't know how to use assembly
[1:25:03 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: who do you think I am
[1:25:04 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: jesus
[1:25:17 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: i'm not jesus by the way
[1:25:27 PM PDT] amnmy: we should make a text based OS in that case
[1:25:33 PM PDT] amnmy: one that respects our freedoms
[1:25:33 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: text 4 tha win!!!
[1:25:47 PM PDT] amnmy: port over nethack into the default install
[1:26:05 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: They just finished the filesystem code.
[1:26:06 PM PDT] amnmy: immediate best install ever
[1:26:35 PM PDT] amnmy: alright fucknut you lost your right to object
[1:26:38 PM PDT] amnmy: were doing this
[1:26:40 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: alright
[1:26:44 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: let me fire up notepad
[1:26:47 PM PDT] amnmy: i propose the name be changed to smokeyos
[1:26:49 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: i mean visual studio because I'm not gay
[1:27:20 PM PDT] amnmy: or wwwos
[1:28:27 PM PDT] flight-simulator-x: FRIDAY
[1:28:28 PM PDT] flight-simulator-x: IS
[1:28:28 PM PDT] flight-simulator-x: SNOW
[1:28:30 PM PDT] flight-simulator-x: ACCORDING
[1:28:30 PM PDT] flight-simulator-x: TO
[1:28:32 PM PDT] flight-simulator-x: WEATHER.COM
[1:28:34 PM PDT] flight-simulator-x: 100%
[1:28:35 PM PDT] flight-simulator-x: CHANCE
[1:28:36 PM PDT] flight-simulator-x: yes
[1:28:45 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: not where I live
[1:28:57 PM PDT] flight-simulator-x: i know
[1:28:59 PM PDT] flight-simulator-x: but here in
[1:29:03 PM PDT] flight-simulator-x: indianapolis
[1:29:04 PM PDT] flight-simulator-x: where
[1:29:04 PM PDT] flight-simulator-x: i
[1:29:05 PM PDT] flight-simulator-x: currently
[1:29:06 PM PDT] flight-simulator-x: am
[1:29:15 PM PDT] amnmy: http://ftp.cc.uoc.gr/mirrors/linux/wolvix/files/images/screenshots/wolvix-2.0.0/shot5_wolvix-cub-2.0.0-beta1.png
[1:29:27 PM PDT] amnmy: is that lxde
[1:29:29 PM PDT] amnmy: i think thats lxde
[1:29:31 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: thts gey
[1:29:32 PM PDT] amnmy: fuck this shit
[1:29:35 PM PDT] amnmy: i wanted xfce
[1:29:42 PM PDT] amnmy: you cheated me
[1:29:44 PM PDT] amnmy: lied to my face
[1:29:57 PM PDT] amnmy: also theres some fucking gay distro
[1:30:00 PM PDT] amnmy: for ANONYMOUS HAX0RS
[1:30:08 PM PDT] amnmy: let me dig it up
[1:30:30 PM PDT] amnmy: http://distrowatch.com/table.php?distribution=liberte
[1:30:31 PM PDT] amnmy: here
[1:30:45 PM PDT] amnmy: it's hilariously bad too
[1:31:06 PM PDT] amnmy: it's basically debian with lejun wallpapers and no wifi support
[1:32:18 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: i could download a custom version of this kernel that has multithreading; but do we really need that
[1:32:26 PM PDT] amnmy: yes
[1:32:30 PM PDT] amnmy: bloat and rice are necessary
[1:32:36 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: alright
[1:32:40 PM PDT] amnmy: awesome
[1:32:48 PM PDT] amnmy: were gonna make the leetest os out there
[1:32:52 PM PDT] amnmy: arch linux developers fucking betware
[1:32:54 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: let me get started on the glowing text and l3377777777 fontzzzzzzz
[1:33:03 PM PDT] amnmy: only font is dejavu mono
[1:33:24 PM PDT] amnmy: terminals are forced black with green text
[1:45:38 PM PDT] * Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo sent file "Mac OS X - Snow Lion.iso"
[1:45:59 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: if any of you have virtual machine clients; this is my amazing operating system of a few years prior
[2:07:52 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: i'm making the gay operating system now
[2:08:36 PM PDT] amnmy: wait what
[2:08:43 PM PDT] amnmy: it's a modified mac os x
[2:08:44 PM PDT] amnmy: or
[2:12:05 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: no
[2:12:16 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: that was an old operating system I made a few weeks before Lion came out
[2:12:25 PM PDT] amnmy: pft
[2:13:38 PM PDT] amnmy: is it gr8
[2:27:00 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: should the commands be stupid and mundane; like 'plsheplme11' for the list of commands
[2:28:03 PM PDT] amnmy: yes
[2:28:15 PM PDT] amnmy: make the help pages rediculously cryptic
[2:28:36 PM PDT] amnmy: like to know how what the help pages for one command means you have to know a shitload of other stuff
[2:28:45 PM PDT] amnmy: which all require help pages for other commands
[2:28:52 PM PDT] amnmy: and it's just an infinite lupe of bullshit
[2:29:27 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: the FUKNIGGA command is a very important command
[2:30:19 PM PDT] amnmy: oh god
[2:30:28 PM PDT] amnmy: im trying to hold in giggles in the midle of clas from tha
[2:30:38 PM PDT] amnmy: shit
[2:30:39 PM PDT] amnmy: bsjskjhsdfds
[2:31:00 PM PDT] amnmy: eooh
[2:31:01 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: FUKNIGGA is more important than your education
[2:31:11 PM PDT] amnmy: were doing
[2:31:13 PM PDT] amnmy: quiet shit
[2:31:25 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: wait; aren't you an hour behind me
[2:31:28 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: shouldn't you be home
[2:31:45 PM PDT] amnmy: it's 2 29 or so here
[2:31:52 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: so it is an hour behind me
[2:31:52 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: oh
[2:31:57 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: you get out at 3:30; then
[2:32:06 PM PDT] amnmy: no
[2:32:14 PM PDT] amnmy: 2:35 or so
[2:32:17 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: oh
[2:32:20 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: so; in about three minutes
[2:32:22 PM PDT] amnmy: im not entirely sure
[2:32:29 PM PDT] amnmy: i dont keep track of this bullshit
[2:36:31 PM PDT] amnmy: oh jesus
[2:37:03 PM PDT] amnmy: http://i.imgur.com/Xponb.png
[2:37:06 PM PDT] amnmy: commodore OS vision
[2:37:19 PM PDT] amnmy: look at the installed packages
[2:37:32 PM PDT] amnmy: this isnt including bonus disk content
[2:37:32 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: 30,000.
[2:37:34 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: uh
[2:37:35 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: holy fuck
[2:37:43 PM PDT] amnmy: installed stoopid
[2:37:43 PM PDT] amnmy: 2000
[2:37:52 PM PDT] amnmy: debian from the default install including EVERYTHING is like 400
[2:38:18 PM PDT] amnmy: if it inclued bonus disk content thered be 30k or so i'd say
[2:39:04 PM PDT] amnmy: we should make an irc channel
[2:39:11 PM PDT] amnmy: ive always wanted to use irc
[2:39:20 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: so; I'm thinking you should be forced to type 'FUKNIGGA' every twenty seconds or the operating system shuts off
[2:39:35 PM PDT] amnmy: 20 seconds is for PUSSIES
[2:39:36 PM PDT] amnmy: five
[2:39:50 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: i wanted to say five; but that's essentially impossible because the operating system is shit
[2:39:55 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: or rather kernel
[2:40:04 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: fuck it I'm going with a GUI
[2:40:09 PM PDT] amnmy: add a trillion gradient
[2:40:10 PM PDT] amnmy: awesome
[2:40:13 PM PDT] amnmy: add a trillion gradient
[2:45:00 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: look at these coincidences
[2:45:02 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: 9/11
[2:45:04 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: happened on the
[2:45:06 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: 11th
[3:27:33 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: oh yeaah111
[3:27:38 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: we've got a single-pixel cursor going
[3:37:28 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: well; kind of
[3:37:31 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: it still trails a tiny bit
[3:37:53 PM PDT] * apprentice125 left the chat (Unsubscribed).
[3:57:02 PM PDT] * amnmy has changed the chat topic to "operating system operators"
[3:57:12 PM PDT] amnmy: fucking awesome
[3:57:21 PM PDT] amnmy: make it flash rainbow colors
[4:14:57 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: done
[4:15:00 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: that's enough work for now
[4:15:12 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: we should have a party1
[4:21:49 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: com on lets hava parti
[4:44:18 PM PDT] Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo: fagots les parti

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