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Post by sparky on Wed Dec 19, 2012 11:24 am

[9:56:51 AM PDT] Minato Arisato (Ken [Christian]): Faglord
[10:13:42 AM PDT] amnmy: hi!!
[9:17:10 PM PDT] amnmy: right now im reading a doujin about nitori suffocating a guy with her ultra tits whilst jerking him off
[9:17:17 PM PDT] amnmy: what the fuck is this shit
[9:17:32 PM PDT] amnmy: i dont know if i can fap to this but damnit im about to find out
[9:18:01 PM PDT] Minato Arisato (Ken [Christian]): erotic aphyxiation?
[9:18:10 PM PDT] amnmy: no
[9:18:13 PM PDT] amnmy: just suffocating him
[9:18:15 PM PDT] amnmy: cuz shes a bitch
[9:18:31 PM PDT] amnmy: i think he dies at the end
[9:18:45 PM PDT] amnmy: thats when i wanna ejaculate just like AAWWWW YEAAAAAAH THE MAIN CHARACTER DIES
[9:18:51 PM PDT] Minato Arisato (Ken [Christian]): hot
[9:19:06 PM PDT] amnmy: i coulnt contain my boners on gurren lagann episode 7
[9:19:12 PM PDT] Minato Arisato (Ken [Christian]): never watched it
[9:19:16 PM PDT] amnmy: kamina dies
[9:19:17 PM PDT] Minato Arisato (Ken [Christian]): all i know is something about drills
[9:19:30 PM PDT] amnmy: it's the pinnacle of masculinity
[9:19:32 PM PDT] amnmy: and drillz
[9:19:41 PM PDT] Minato Arisato (Ken [Christian]): like somthing about drills and heaven
[9:19:59 PM PDT] amnmy: THRUST THROUGH THE HEAVENS WITH YOUR SPIRIT
[9:20:07 PM PDT] amnmy: do you want a plot summary
[9:20:10 PM PDT] Minato Arisato (Ken [Christian]): not really
[9:20:11 PM PDT] amnmy: or do you plan to watch it
[9:20:13 PM PDT] Minato Arisato (Ken [Christian]): neither
[9:20:16 PM PDT] amnmy: i will spoil
[9:20:18 PM PDT] amnmy: everything
[9:20:27 PM PDT] Minato Arisato (Ken [Christian]): i'm not interested in it
[10:19:47 PM PDT] Minato Arisato (Ken [Christian]): so when im tired i make retarded ideas
[10:19:56 PM PDT] Minato Arisato (Ken [Christian]): we should rpfag it up
[10:20:05 PM PDT] amnmy: lolok
[10:20:10 PM PDT] amnmy: oh ken chan your dick is so big~
[10:20:17 PM PDT] amnmy: ara ara
[10:20:20 PM PDT] amnmy: wont you let me suck it~~~
[10:20:43 PM PDT] Minato Arisato (Ken [Christian]): i never said sexually
[10:20:46 PM PDT] amnmy: too bad
[10:20:55 PM PDT] amnmy: were having straight gay sex
[10:21:16 PM PDT] Minato Arisato (Ken [Christian]): i think you mean vanilla not straight
[10:21:30 PM PDT] amnmy: its gonna be kinky as hell
[10:21:46 PM PDT] Minato Arisato (Ken [Christian]): im laughing too hard at this
[10:21:52 PM PDT] amnmy: itll start off with me being sexually submissive and then ill get up
[10:21:54 PM PDT] amnmy: and rape your ass
[10:22:01 PM PDT] amnmy: and use your blood as lube
[10:22:05 PM PDT] amnmy: and do other slutty things
[10:22:09 PM PDT] amnmy: ill grow five whole cocks
[10:22:09 PM PDT] Minato Arisato (Ken [Christian]): i woke up my cat
[10:22:15 PM PDT] Minato Arisato (Ken [Christian]): you asshole
[10:22:17 PM PDT] amnmy: five
[10:22:19 PM PDT] amnmy: whole
[10:22:19 PM PDT] amnmy: cocks
[10:22:52 PM PDT] amnmy: maybe you should get sleep ken-chan
[10:23:29 PM PDT] Minato Arisato (Ken [Christian]): im a guy dont call me chan
[10:23:39 PM PDT] amnmy: not in my headcanon you arent
[10:23:42 PM PDT] amnmy: you're a cute little girl
[10:23:49 PM PDT] Minato Arisato (Ken [Christian]): or use honorrifics
[10:24:00 PM PDT] amnmy: free country
[10:24:09 PM PDT] amnmy: go to sleep ken-chan
[10:24:15 PM PDT] Minato Arisato (Ken [Christian]): no
[10:24:19 PM PDT] amnmy: you have a big happy day ahead of you!
[10:24:29 PM PDT] amnmy: lets try our hardest and do what we like to do most!
[10:24:46 PM PDT] Minato Arisato (Ken [Christian]): because finals are full of joy
[10:25:16 PM PDT] Minato Arisato (Ken [Christian]): yknow at some point im going to send you gay furry porn
[10:26:04 PM PDT] Minato Arisato (Ken [Christian]): like well just be talking
[10:26:14 PM PDT] Minato Arisato (Ken [Christian]): when suddenly a link
[10:26:27 PM PDT] Minato Arisato (Ken [Christian]): you click it out of curiosity
[10:26:34 PM PDT] Minato Arisato (Ken [Christian]): and your mom
[10:26:39 PM PDT] Minato Arisato (Ken [Christian]): waljs in
[10:26:43 PM PDT] Minato Arisato (Ken [Christian]): walks
[10:27:09 PM PDT] Minato Arisato (Ken [Christian]): and sees you staring at a shemale dog sucking her own dick
[10:27:37 PM PDT] Minato Arisato (Ken [Christian]): k im done
[10:31:01 PM PDT] amnmy: dont forget her seeing me furiously masturbating]
[10:31:15 PM PDT] amnmy: and then her masturbating with me
[10:31:42 PM PDT] amnmy: my mom is one of those freud fangirls so i wouldnt even be surprised if that were to happen
[10:31:43 PM PDT] amnmy: i spend ever
[10:31:45 PM PDT] amnmy: y
[10:31:46 PM PDT] amnmy: waking
[10:31:47 PM PDT] amnmy: moment
[10:31:52 PM PDT] amnmy: fearing for my precious virginity
[10:32:09 PM PDT] amnmy: thinking some disgusting sex crazed scubbicus straight out of hell will steal away my innosence
[10:32:18 PM PDT] amnmy: oh the humanity!
[10:32:20 PM PDT] amnmy: the injustice!
[10:32:31 PM PDT] amnmy: women see me as nothing but a meaningless sex object!
[10:32:33 PM PDT] Minato Arisato (Ken [Christian]): you butchered the word succubus
[10:32:57 PM PDT] amnmy: im soaking wet and a little tired ok
[10:35:51 PM PDT] amnmy: but thats not the point
[10:35:55 PM PDT] amnmy: the media objectifies me
[10:36:02 PM PDT] amnmy: they just see me as a walking dildo

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Re: amsk8r's woes

Post by spinnythings on Wed Dec 19, 2012 12:07 pm

you guys are fucking funny

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Re: amsk8r's woes

Post by sparky on Wed Dec 19, 2012 12:17 pm

spinnythings wrote:you guys are fucking funny
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