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i had an encounter with an ubuntu user the other day otr

Post by sparky on Mon Feb 25, 2013 3:13 am

So the other day I was walking down the hall at my school and I saw some loser casual using ubuntu. I didn't know this kid, so I automatically assumed that he doesn't know shit about linux. As we all know, it's WRONG for people to enjoy and use linux, ESPECIALLY if they don't know how it works.

I ran up to him and just instantly started attacking him entirely based on his n00b distro choice. "U MAD THAT U SUK CANONICALS DICK EVERY 6 MONTHS? HOW'S UNITY FAGGOT?" He responded: "Ha, unity sucks, I changed that months ago." Everyone knows that you can't change unity no matter what you do, so I sat him down and educated him on how he was still wrong for getting the same shit that took me took hours and days to set up, but in 15 minutes and with no work or education required.

I mean, what a fucking little kid, right? He didn't know shit about how linux ACTUALLY WORKS, and just installed a bloated, non-minimal distro like a complete tool. After he walked away with his friends, he probably fucked off back to his bullshit job.

I encourage all of you to do the same. STOP letting people use and enjoy linux. It's not about replacing windows, it's about pretending to be a skid. We all know we're superior for using hardc0re distros. Keep linux as our own secret club so we can pretend that we're better, and DON'T let it be a free, general purpose OS that everyone can use.

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Post by appaloosa horse on Mon Feb 25, 2013 3:25 am

copypasta i presume

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Post by sparky on Mon Feb 25, 2013 3:29 am

Queen Kghyilda wrote:copypasta i presume
if you see proper capitalization you can assume it

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Post by appaloosa horse on Mon Feb 25, 2013 3:30 am

sparky wrote:
Queen Kghyilda wrote:copypasta i presume
if you see proper capitalization you can assume it
oh yeah that's right you don't ever use capitalization ever

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Post by buttcrusher on Mon Feb 25, 2013 9:35 am

i used to have a massive issue with not typing in absolute perfect form until I stopped caring last year
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Post by Epoch: ORIGINAL AUTISM on Mon Feb 25, 2013 10:51 am

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