metallica vs the bubonic plague

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metallica vs the bubonic plague

Post by based god on Wed Jan 30, 2013 8:45 pm


Krispy Kreme!
2012, yeah, we back up in this
Y’all already know
Cause
I am the baddest of them all
If you ain’t ’bout money, then I don’t mess with y’all
Y’all think I don’t get girls, cause I ain’t very tall
If she see my stacks, I bet you that she calls
I had to fight my whole life
I could beat you up even if you had one thousand knives
Even if you had infinity knives
I would punch you up into the air like a kite
I bet you sleep with a nightlight
Cause you’re scared of the dark
Cause you stink like a fart
Well I’ll light your fart on fire with my rhymes
You think I won’t? I do it all the time
I bet I got more money than Jay-Z
Compared to me, Jay-Z is Lay-Z
Plus Beyonce thinks that I’m cute
It’s okay Beyonce, I think you’re cute too
I made out with so many girls
Made out with every girl in the world
I might look small, but I’m not
I don’t care if you’re big, I’ll fight you a lot
You know that
I have four hundred cars
I have four hundred scars and four hundred guitars
I have four hundred houses
I have four hundred mouses and four hundred houses
Bet you I can dance better than you
I bet you you don’t know two plus two
It’s four! It’s four!
Now go and shut the door
Cause nobody wants to see your face no more
I’m tough as nails
You’re slower than a snail
I beat up every single person in jail
I dare you to try and punch me
My face is so hard you’ll say, “Ouch, you crunched me”
I fought two lions and won
And I don’t even carry a gun
But I never run, but I never run
But I never r-r-r-r, but I never run
You know you know that
Uhh, Krispy Kreme
I already told you we back up in this
2012 to infinity
Hah, get out of here, peace
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Re: metallica vs the bubonic plague

Post by based god on Thu Jan 31, 2013 8:42 pm

my musical genius gets no replies fuck this generation

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Re: metallica vs the bubonic plague

Post by fuzzeedice on Thu Jan 31, 2013 8:56 pm

better than justin beiber
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Re: metallica vs the bubonic plague

Post by sparky on Thu Jan 31, 2013 8:58 pm

this is good

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Re: metallica vs the bubonic plague

Post by Beatrix Kiddo on Thu Jan 31, 2013 8:59 pm

fuzzeedice wrote:better than justin beiber
Yup.

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Re: metallica vs the bubonic plague

Post by based god on Sat Feb 09, 2013 5:11 pm

my musical genius deserves more than 4 replies

i want this to be stickied

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Post by Epoch: ORIGINAL AUTISM on Sat Feb 09, 2013 7:22 pm

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Re: metallica vs the bubonic plague

Post by spinnythings on Sat Feb 09, 2013 7:58 pm

i beat up every single person in jail

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