THE SQUAD: PRESENTED BY RED EPOCH

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THE SQUAD: PRESENTED BY RED EPOCH

Post by sparky on Mon Jan 21, 2013 1:58 am

[9:21:37 PM PDT] NOAH SPAID: a blue wolf took as his spouse a kawaii-motherfucker. they settled at the head of offtopic river to raise their offspring. And there was born Amsk8r. Great events where about to take place. He was going to leave offtopica.
[9:22:43 PM PDT] NOAH SPAID: He has always lived on this frigid, dry and endless steppe. the tribes here squabbled like vultures fighting over the decaying remains of a marmot.
[9:23:40 PM PDT] NOAH SPAID: otb was not much different. They fought over limited resources: scarce water, few trees, sparse grass for our herds to graze on.
[9:25:14 PM PDT] NOAH SPAID: amsk8r came and said that if tribal conflict is to end, otb needs two things. more lands with green pastures for our herds, so that there will be less competition among the tribes.
[9:25:44 PM PDT] NOAH SPAID: second, we are a nation of warriors, we need a common enemy in which to do battle.
[9:26:43 PM PDT] NOAH SPAID: to meet both these needs amsk8r has come up with a plan. to unite otb and do battle with any who comes in our path.
[9:27:31 PM PDT] NOAH SPAID: "How?" we ask him, "How can a nomadic funposter in felt tents embark on a campaign of forumotion conquest?"
[9:28:15 PM PDT] NOAH SPAID: amsk8r replies that we will not fight as warriors, but as a unified army. Not for our glory, but for the glory of OTx!
[9:31:13 PM PDT] NOAH SPAID: there where more forumers gathered in that thread than i ever knew existed, each day new faces take up the bow!
[9:31:40 PM PDT] NOAH SPAID: they all smiled like hungry wolves
[9:31:58 PM PDT] NOAH SPAID: amsk8r calls himself "the punishment of God"...
[9:32:16 PM PDT] NOAH SPAID: ...it is the dawn of the first day of the otx empire.
[9:33:40 PM PDT] NOAH SPAID: Winter has come to the steppes. only the promise of cancer brings warmth. amsk8r knows there are weapons besides the helga and chinese text. he is a master at mental warfare.
[9:34:11 PM PDT] NOAH SPAID: when first we encounter a new adversary, no one is spared. mountains of skulls are made and every living thing is murdered.
[9:35:06 PM PDT] NOAH SPAID: All of otx is under amsk8r's command. beyond are two vast empires. Pokemon Nation to the east, and TOTF to the west.
[9:35:34 PM PDT] NOAH SPAID: TOTF is the next sensible choice, as it seperates us to the green pastures lands of BA.
[9:36:34 PM PDT] NOAH SPAID: after witnessing our awesometism in power, pokemon nation speaks of nothing but peace. they offer gold and men to aid in our westward conquest. but as soon as we turn our backs to PN, they neglect their side of the deal.
[9:36:52 PM PDT] NOAH SPAID: TOTF will have to wait, as our horde wheels eastward back to PN
[9:37:48 PM PDT] NOAH SPAID: we prepare to march on PN, the largest, most advanced empire in the world.
[9:39:21 PM PDT] NOAH SPAID: it was... a glorious slaughter. for years, visitors to PN will be astounded by the mountain of human and pokemon skeletons that we have erected. now we shall crack open the TOTF and BA castles to reach the softer parts within.
[9:40:25 PM PDT] NOAH SPAID: Amsk8r is pleased with this progress and the legacy he will leave behind. His mother once ate wild onions and rodents to keep from starving, but now his children and grandchildren will eat off plates of TOTF gold!
[9:42:25 PM PDT] NOAH SPAID: driven under the words of great ammy, we crossed miles of forumotion continent at full gallop. Before us lies the vast empire of TOTF
[9:43:19 PM PDT] NOAH SPAID: senn will be given one chance to submit, then we shall storm TOTF and pull it down brick by brick
[9:46:34 PM PDT] NOAH SPAID: the TOTF army numbered half a million men... but was beaten by the funpost squad nearly half that size. the govenors of outlying cities where executed by pouring molten silver into their throats and eyes.
[9:49:44 PM PDT] NOAH SPAID: PN and TOTF was now ours to command. Now, we march on to BA. Beaten by decades of faggotry and cancer, western BA was weak. Not the same for eastern BA could be said.
[9:51:28 PM PDT] NOAH SPAID: They had insane fortifications. But, BA knights fight as individuals, whereas the funpost squad fights as a united army. laden down with heavy army BA could not quickly clean up our quick footed spam.
[9:51:55 PM PDT] NOAH SPAID: They where expected to withstand our siege for a year, but fell in 5 days.
[9:52:46 PM PDT] NOAH SPAID: an ear was to be cut off for every victim. 9 SACKS of ears where sent back to amsk8r.
[9:54:43 PM PDT] NOAH SPAID: Now, after suffering no defeats, the SS is stronger than ever, soon forumotion will be under our iron grip! All the forums we rampage through have forever been changed.
[9:55:40 PM PDT] NOAH SPAID: thats all i have......... for now.
[9:55:55 PM PDT] mr video: incredible

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Post by Epoch: ORIGINAL AUTISM on Mon Jan 21, 2013 2:01 am

shit i said heavy army meant armor.
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Post by maybe avatar on Mon Jan 21, 2013 2:02 am

i planned on doing something similar to this but this story, it surpasses anything i could've come up with
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Post by Epoch: ORIGINAL AUTISM on Fri Feb 22, 2013 11:24 pm

I'm making a video of the birth of OTx and the SS, using this as a script, and some more added (and the edits I made) WITH UBER VOICE ACTING
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